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- Nov 07, 2020
Joke Quotes
What comedians say about making people laugh.
Several quotes here come from people who make a living off timing, including one who admits to softening blunt criticism by wrapping it in humor first, describing it like a cut followed by a few stitches. Another describes the frustrating double standard where the exact same line lands only when a man delivers it.
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- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists.
- Nov 07, 2020
I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.
- Nov 07, 2020
Some comedy has turned into, 'Donald Trump's bad, isn't he?' That's a true statement. But where is your joke?
- Now
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dan Brown and the 'Da Vinci Code' have been around well over a decade now, and to be perfectly honest, both he and it have become a joke.
- Peace
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- Nov 07, 2020
I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it.
- Nov 07, 2020
I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.
- Commonsense
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to joke that if acting didn't work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback.
- Pizza
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.
- British Press
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- Nov 07, 2020
When somebody says something as a joke, the British press take things and twist them.
- Going Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
The fact is, the Middle East has been going crazy for 50, 60, 70 years. So it's not like, 'Oh, I need an ISIS joke.'
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020