- Peas
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- Nov 07, 2020
Joke Quotes
What comedians say about making people laugh.
Several quotes here come from people who make a living off timing, including one who admits to softening blunt criticism by wrapping it in humor first, describing it like a cut followed by a few stitches. Another describes the frustrating double standard where the exact same line lands only when a man delivers it.
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- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
The critics had an image of me, and they wouldn't accept any other... I was a cartoon character. A joke.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've realized that I can never not do the nail salon joke, and I will have to talk about Bon Qui Qui for eternity.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel and how a camel walks and sits, and that has become a joke that people - when I deliver that joke, people are in tears.
- My Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never told a joke in my life.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Louis CK knows that just because a joke is using space as a resource instead of something to be crammed like a hamper, this doesn't mean a story isn't happening.
- Christopher
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- Nov 07, 2020
Shaquille and I kind of joke we were the Christopher Columbus of social media. We're kind of out on a boat by ourselves going through these uncharted waters. But it's become more understood, embraced and accepted, and now it's pretty much expected by fans for athletes, leagues and teams to be there.
- Clever
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- Nov 07, 2020
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The fact that 'Mom' is not joke, joke, joke - and is investing in these characters and their lives, things that really happen to people - I think it's resonating, and that's why people are tuning into it and not just dismissing it as a multi-cam sitcom.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke.
- Play
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- Nov 07, 2020
I joke that I only play in World Cups.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.
- Something
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's easier to find the joke in something when you think, 'This - this is ridiculous.'
- Gentle
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- Nov 07, 2020