- Police
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- Nov 07, 2020
Joke Quotes
What comedians say about making people laugh.
Several quotes here come from people who make a living off timing, including one who admits to softening blunt criticism by wrapping it in humor first, describing it like a cut followed by a few stitches. Another describes the frustrating double standard where the exact same line lands only when a man delivers it.
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- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
There is a standing joke in my family that I was born with a ladle in my hand.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
- Got
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got an email saying we were nominated for a Grammy, and I instantly thought it was a joke. So I started Googling the nominees, and there we were!
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have friends growing up in Egypt. I have friends in England. And they just can't believe that what I used to say, it used to be almost like a joke. I used to say I'll be in the NBA one day.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.
- Nov 07, 2020
Housekeeping ain't no joke.
- Ridiculous
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- Nov 07, 2020
Implying women are too weak to take a joke is *implicitlty* sexist, and ridiculous.
- Best
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can joke around and do what I want and be great in my area and play around and be the best, but when I'm with Clams, he's the greatest and amazing, so I'm going to make sure I do what I've got to do.
- I Wish
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- Nov 07, 2020