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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Door
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Nov 07, 2020

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Far
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Nov 07, 2020

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Instant
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Nov 07, 2020

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Make
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Nov 07, 2020

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

He
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Nov 07, 2020

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Inconvenient
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Nov 07, 2020

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Forgotten
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Nov 07, 2020

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Husband
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Nov 07, 2020

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

Live
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Nov 07, 2020

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Out
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Nov 07, 2020

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

Owe
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Nov 07, 2020

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Person
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Nov 07, 2020

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

I received a lot of complaints from parents who wrote and told me that their kids wouldn't go to sleep until our show was over. So I went on the air and told all the children watching to 'listen to their Uncle Miltie and go to bed right after the show.'

Nov 07, 2020

There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Mistake
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Nov 07, 2020

They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

Forgives
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Nov 07, 2020

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Fast
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Nov 07, 2020

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

Look
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Nov 07, 2020

Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.

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Most Famous Milton Berle Quotes of All Time!

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