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Joke Quotes
What comedians say about making people laugh.
Several quotes here come from people who make a living off timing, including one who admits to softening blunt criticism by wrapping it in humor first, describing it like a cut followed by a few stitches. Another describes the frustrating double standard where the exact same line lands only when a man delivers it.
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That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with.
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I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.
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When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
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When I came back to New York, it was such a joke because I was always referred to as the pure young poet who wasn't in it for what he could get out of it. And all of a sudden, the pure young poet comes back... and I'm hanging out with the Rolling Stones.
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You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different.
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We have this joke in England that half the people want me to be prime minister, and the other half want me shot.
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Whenever I passed by a Chinese restaurant in a car, I'd joke to my friends, 'Oh yeah, my uncle owns that place.'
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Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.
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