- Nov 07, 2020
Joke Quotes
What comedians say about making people laugh.
Several quotes here come from people who make a living off timing, including one who admits to softening blunt criticism by wrapping it in humor first, describing it like a cut followed by a few stitches. Another describes the frustrating double standard where the exact same line lands only when a man delivers it.
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- Runway
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- Nov 07, 2020
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke.
- Media
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke.
- Golf
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me.
- Always
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always joke that I'm a British actress trying to break into Scandinavian TV.
- Point Of View
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- Nov 07, 2020