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- Nov 07, 2020
Joke Quotes
What comedians say about making people laugh.
Several quotes here come from people who make a living off timing, including one who admits to softening blunt criticism by wrapping it in humor first, describing it like a cut followed by a few stitches. Another describes the frustrating double standard where the exact same line lands only when a man delivers it.
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- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true.
- False
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a joke, but she was very serious.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whenever my family brought up the topic of my marriage, I'd joke that I would marry only a princess.
- Nov 07, 2020
Wearing heels is no joke.
- Leaf
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- Nov 07, 2020
There was a joke going around campus when I was at Washington State. It went, 'What's the difference between God and Ryan Leaf?' The punchline was, 'God doesn't think he's Ryan Leaf.'
- Law
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- Nov 07, 2020
We need to get rid of the Federal Elections Commission. It's a joke. It doesn't enforce the law.
- Nov 07, 2020
I don't want to ever tell a stereotype joke for the sake of it. I'm going to tell the story that I feel is true.
- Meaning
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- Nov 07, 2020