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Joke Quotes
What comedians say about making people laugh.
Several quotes here come from people who make a living off timing, including one who admits to softening blunt criticism by wrapping it in humor first, describing it like a cut followed by a few stitches. Another describes the frustrating double standard where the exact same line lands only when a man delivers it.
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The joke around my office is that I've shaken many hands, but I've petted more dogs.
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We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.
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I joke that I learned the essentials of storytelling from Hanna-Barbera, but I pretty much did. That kind of television is what enamored me as a kid, and that's what really got me hooked. You could say that's where it all began.
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I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.
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It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!
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Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm curious and I want to talk about it.
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I joke that I'm in the market for a cabin in the woods, and, at some point, I won't be joking anymore.
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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
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I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.
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