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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
- Lie
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- Nov 07, 2020
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
- Because
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- Nov 07, 2020
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
- Insanity
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- Nov 07, 2020
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
- Been
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a radical, and I always have been.
- Medical
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Too much comedy today is vulgar, not clever. I say that as a comedian and as a consumer.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Too often, these comedy guys now only care about getting on and then getting off and getting rich.
- Dangerous
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating - and funny. That's the hardest part.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a writer. I couldn't sell anything, and the comedians were among the dumbest people I had ever met. They'd all say to me, 'The average man won't understand it.' You know, they're superior to the average man.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
I dare say that if most comedians today, the gifted ones, were to sit down and write, they'd learn more about their craft. But what happens is they get out there before they learn what their viewpoint is, if any.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are talented people along the way, although very few come to mind. They're not very daring. Part of the problem is that comedians don't want to overthrow anything. They want to join it.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was always biting the hand that fed me. It was compulsive. Kennedy was very good to me, and I attacked him as soon as he was elected. I attacked him before he was elected.
- Nov 07, 2020