- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
- Lie
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- Nov 07, 2020
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
- Because
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- Nov 07, 2020
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
- Insanity
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- Nov 07, 2020
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
- Been
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a radical, and I always have been.
- Medical
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Too much comedy today is vulgar, not clever. I say that as a comedian and as a consumer.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Too often, these comedy guys now only care about getting on and then getting off and getting rich.
- Dangerous
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating - and funny. That's the hardest part.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020