- Nov 07, 2020
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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.
- Husband
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.
- I Wish
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wish I'd done a tenth year of the 'Roseanne' show.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
- Nov 07, 2020
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
- Husband
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- Nov 07, 2020
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
- Most
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was completely nuts for most of my life.
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- Nov 07, 2020