- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Hands
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
- Leadership
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was funny that rank-and-file evangelicals were ahead of all the leadership. They saw for decades conservative Republicans had made promises to them on issues that were important to Christians and conservatives when they were running for office. But when they won, they didn't keep those promises.
- Disguise
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- Nov 07, 2020
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was influenced by a lot of comedy growing up, I had good parents. They were funny, too. My mom was hilarious; my dad was hilarious. I guess being at home around the environment was just a good stage to get started.
- Joke
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
Humor was how I got through everything in my life. I used to find a funny way to get out of situations. That's who I was. That's who I am!
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
It seems like everybody's perception of me is very bipolar. To one group, it's overpaid, overrated; to another group, it's underpaid, underrated, underdog. It's funny to me because there's no real balance.
- Gardening
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- Nov 07, 2020
The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London.
- Nov 07, 2020
Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
- Body
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body.
- Beatles Songs
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every wedding is slightly different from the other. But you always get to meet the funny uncle and the weirdo relatives, and there's always someone trying to beat you up for not playing enough Beatles songs or something.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020