- Humble
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Loved
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know people will think it's funny because I've done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up.
- Handsome
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
In person, RuPaul is warm, funny, personable - someone who thoroughly enjoys life.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just think that it's such a good show and timeless and still very funny, and that just makes me happy to have that whole first season in one concentrated space for people to enjoy so that it's not hit and miss trying to find it in syndication always.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
- Energy
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like Donald. I guess I shouldn't call him that. I like President Trump. He's affable. He's funny.
- Political
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- Nov 07, 2020
Political cartoonists get hung up on daily deadlines and the front page. The worst thing you can do is open up the newspaper and ask, 'What's funny about this?'
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory for the economy and things that were to happen. And that was so on the nose in the movie for me. I was like, 'That's obvious.' It's the other stuff about marriage and commitment and those other things that I spent the most time thinking about.
- Nov 07, 2020
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
- Amazingly
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- Nov 07, 2020