- Baseball Players
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Think
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
There’s a tendency to still show women as being one way or the other - you’re either soft and shy or you’re really ballsy and funny, but I think that we’re everything.
- People
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I've never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I'm fit, people assume that I'm not funny?
- Bump
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
- End
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
It's quite funny in that I once won Rear of the Year at my school! I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. I even got a little trophy!
- Politics
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I think politics is extremely funny in and of itself.
- People
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's just funny, the things that come out of people's mouths, whether it's a politician, whether it's an average person on the street - and to be honest with you, sometimes these politicians sound like average people on the street.
- Me
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm always trying to find the next comedian that just gives me something a little funny to combine with all of the depressing news that I'm processing.
- Misunderstanding
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
There's a misunderstanding about what nonsensical things are - the idea that they're just funny, and that's the beginning and the end of it. Nonsense is not 'not sense' - it operates at the edge of sense. It teems with sense - at the same time, it resists any kind of universal understanding.
- My Life
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Jesse Tyler Ferguson is probably one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. Everything the kid does is funny. I think he tunes his life to being funny.
- I Am
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I do find it funny, actually, why I'm not more of a Corbyn fan. I am a classic Corbyn fan, really. Not so much on the foreign policy, but I'm leftwing, pro-immigration, pro-welfare spending, there's very little that we wouldn't agree on.
- Great
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Don't write us off. Nobody thought we'd win the World Series in 2005, but we did. There are years when we think we're great, and we're bad. I mean, the funny thing about this game is that you can't figure it out.
- Day
- |
- Nov 07, 2020