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Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on Aug 03, 2026
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We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb.
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To play the leading man in a 'Three Stooges' movie, you've got to think funny. Thank God I think funny.
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I did a character called Captain Q for Nestle's Quik. Those commercials were kind of funny.
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My paintings capture the humor, zaniness, and depth of the Batman villains as well as the Freudian motivations of Batman as an all-too-human, venerable, and funny vigilante superhero.
- Nov 07, 2020
I have the curse of thinking funny!
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think our Batman had to be fun, light-hearted, funny, tongue-in-cheek... and I think that made kind of an homage to those earlier comic books, where Batman always had a quip or something.
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I love hearing about bad behavior. It's just so funny to me. Especially, grown ups acting like weird, inconsolable babies over really stupid things, to me, is really funny.
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I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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Being gay has never been a big deal to me, which is why it's a little funny to be getting all this attention about it.
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It was funny to run into girls I knew after the movie came out because they would say, 'I saw you on 'Magic Mike,' but there was this look of embarrassment. It was very cute.
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My favorite classic novel may be 'The Invisible Man.' It's smart and genuinely funny. Otherwise, my favorite character is probably Frankenstein's Monster/Frankenstein the Monster.
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