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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

Great
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Nov 07, 2020

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Kids
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Nov 07, 2020

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

I Am
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Nov 07, 2020

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

Nov 07, 2020

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!

Nov 07, 2020

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

Born
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Nov 07, 2020

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

Never
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Nov 07, 2020

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.

Need
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Nov 07, 2020

I need the applause.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

The young man who's had the Guggenheim fortune behind him all his life - he can hire all the authorities on the subject to teach him how to do a monologue, but he's never going to have the right stuff to pull it off. If he doesn't walk out onstage needing to walk out there, he doesn't have a dream of doing well.

Go
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Nov 07, 2020

I tell young comics, 'Do you want this badly enough? It's there. But you have to go get it. And if you think I'm going to give you the key to the lock of that door, there is no key, there is no lock, and there is no door.'

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't people have an affection for me and what I've done? Didn't I have to be genuine for them to buy into what I did? There are children who grow up today who will not have that when they're 55 years old. With whom will they have it? Name an example for me.

Nov 07, 2020

From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was 21, I've taken them on everything from clay courts to cement to wood floors, coming off pianos, going out a two-story window, landing on Dean, falling into the rough. You do that and you're gonna have problems.

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