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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
- Hell
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- Nov 07, 2020
'White Teeth' has far too many characters, and its plot is tortured. But Smith has an astonishing intellect. She writes sharp dialogue for every age and race - and she's funny as hell.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always maintained that people that are funny and smart can do anything in film.
- Guitar
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- Nov 07, 2020
I try to become a singer. The guitar has always been abused with distortion units and funny sorts of effects, but when you don't do that and just let the genuine sound come through, there's a whole magic there.
- London
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never say a funny thing intentionally.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
Snoop Dogg is hilarious. T.I. is really funny. Who else? 50 Cent is hilarious. Jay-Z is funny. I've met him, but he's funny in interviews. He was funny when I saw him, too. Ludacris is funny. Everybody is. Rappers are funny, a lot of them.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've never seen Kendrick Lamar crack a joke, and I've met him, but I'm sure he's hilarious, too, just because he's so good at rapping. J. Cole is a funny guy as well. Drake is funny. But who's the funniest guy I've met who is a rapper? I would say 50 Cent.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I went from 250 to, like, 175 in three and a half, four months. And then I ended up graduating with honors. I went from a 2.4 to a 3.06 in a year. It's funny how those two are related. I don't want to say that if you lose weight, you'll get smarter, but... well, it worked for me.
- Nov 07, 2020
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
- Nov 07, 2020
I saw a stationery store move.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020