- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Candle
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise.
- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.
- Moderation
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- Nov 07, 2020
I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.
- Fashion
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.
- Much
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.
- Barbara
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- Nov 07, 2020
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.
- Booing
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- Nov 07, 2020
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.
- Best
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am best viewed from a distance.
- Education
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
- Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.
- Death
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'
- Moderation
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- Nov 07, 2020
Moderation is never something I've been good at.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.
- Because
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
- Distance
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.
- Laughter
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- Nov 07, 2020