- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on Nov 07, 2020
- Work
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have found that people who really want to work at 'Saturday Night Live' and pursue it get pretty close. You have to be funny - but everyone who works there, it was their dream to work there. So it's kind of nice in that way - there's a lot of people who say, 'I just always wanted to do this, and now I'm doing it.'
- Nov 07, 2020
In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're not going to love the Spurs, just don't talk smack to me about it. And if you're going to talk smack to me about it, be funny.
- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is, I really feel it if I don't run. I start getting sluggish, and I feel like I need to do it. That's how I know that the workouts are working - I miss them if I don't have them.
- Lion
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- Nov 07, 2020
One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.'
- Nov 07, 2020