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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
- My Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always been fortunate enough to have been allowed to play all these diverse roles.
- Nov 07, 2020
With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.
- Dime
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- Nov 07, 2020
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Vicky Donor' proved that the audience was waiting for well-scripted funny films.
- Image
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Earl Hebner used to call me 'Tiger,' so I went with the last name Woods because I thought it was funny. I'm a huge fan of X-Men and, just, intelligence in general, and the leader in charge is named Prof. Charles Xavier. I took Xavier from him and put together the two names.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020