- Garbage
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
- Showing Up
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- Nov 07, 2020
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
Marriage is the death of hope.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
- Education
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
- Nov 07, 2020
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
- Death
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
- Government
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am two with nature.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
- Nov 07, 2020