- High Schools
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Morning
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- Nov 07, 2020
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny songs aren't usually that good. Like Weird Al and maybe a couple of Beatles songs, but it's kind of hard to bring humor into rock music in an interesting way.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought it was really funny that half the people I autographed things for said, 'Autograph the back of my phone.' I was like, 'What? Really? Seriously?' They didn't have anything else.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
TV deals in very broad strokes. Like, 'Oh, that's my dumb friend', or, 'That's my funny friend.' A true best friend, a sidekick, has to be a little deeper then that. You have to feel like there's nothing either character won't do. That someone really, really has their back.
- Nov 07, 2020
Chris Rock is a very funny man.
- Questions
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- Nov 07, 2020
I try to write stories that are thrilling and full of mystery and funny all at the same time, stories that raise moral questions but come up with very few moral answers, stories that emotionally touch readers through the characters.
- Nov 07, 2020
I like dark humor. I think the world is very funny and tragic, and my photographs are basically dark Jewish humor.
- Shadows
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- Nov 07, 2020
With its missed lines and falling tombstones, 'Dark Shadows' was sometimes inadvertently funny, but what made the show work was the fact that the actors and the writers took it all very seriously.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not funny ha-ha, but I look for real humour in just about everything I've ever played.
- Violence
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- Nov 07, 2020
Violence is not funny.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020