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- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
- Going
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
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- Nov 07, 2020
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
- Cheese
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.
- Dark
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.
- Fifteenth
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
- Place
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
- Name
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- Nov 07, 2020
My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.
- Free
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
- Internet
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- Nov 07, 2020
People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.
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- Nov 07, 2020