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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
Alien Chutney is just what the name suggests it is. Its music that is so funny and quirky and weird that it feels entirely alien to the listener; yet, the content and the subject matter is so Indian and relatable, it's still chutney.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
What is important to me as an actor is that, even if I have to spread my arms, take my shirt off on a mountain top with my heroine in a chiffon sari, it still has to be me and my twist or my funny take on it.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
Unless someone wants to look funny, I'll not recommend anyone to copy my bowling action. But on a serious note, with the confidence that I have got from the amount of runs I have been scoring, when I'm thrown the ball to bowl, I am pretty sure of what I have to do. I may not be the most attractive to watch while bowling, but I can be effective.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know how to troll people, but there are many out there talking with that intent. I just write something funny that would make people laugh.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
It started off with flu-like symptoms and pain; then, I started feeling really funny. In two weeks, I was paralyzed from the waist down, and it spiraled down from there. Every ability I had was slowly slipping away.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.
- Nov 07, 2020
On family trips and vacations, I remember walking around with my little sister and making funny songs on the spot.
- Place
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.
- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!
- Nov 07, 2020
Funny, I think that the only reason I'm compared to Prince is because of my skin color.
- How
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
- Friends
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.
- Think
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what you do, and they kind of insult you.
- Been
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- Nov 07, 2020