- Prison
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Human
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
- Freedom
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- Nov 07, 2020
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
- Laughter
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- Nov 07, 2020
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
- Nov 07, 2020
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
- Laughter
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- Nov 07, 2020
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
- Language
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
- Fed
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- Nov 07, 2020
I fed my ego, but not my soul.
- Education
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- Nov 07, 2020
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020
Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
- Peace
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- Nov 07, 2020
As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers.
- Estate
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- Nov 07, 2020
To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.
- Did
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- Nov 07, 2020
I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
- Important
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
- Comedians
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
- Nov 07, 2020
When you like something, you find time to do it.
- Depth
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's depth in my comedy.
- High
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- Nov 07, 2020
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020