- Funny Stuff
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Comedy Central
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
- Pregnant
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't really talk about my personal life. It's a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide you're dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
- Depending
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Funny' is really cool live. You break it down into an acoustic set, and sometimes I'll do that one unplugged and off the mic, depending on the venue.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom was funny and nutty. I suppose she had to be to survive raising 10 kids. To cope and keep a cap on things, she kept us buoyant and harmonious. She wouldn't let us express anger, which later on landed me in therapy but also made it easier for me to play laid-back, measured roles.
- Nov 07, 2020
Actors are a funny lot. Sometimes they're not satisfied with where they are. I include myself.
- Brother
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- Nov 07, 2020