- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Death
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don't write a boring story about a boring place.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.
- Smart
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- Nov 07, 2020
'White Collar' is a show about the unlikely pairing of an FBI agent and an ex-con solving smart, glamorous, interesting and provocative crimes in a sometimes very funny way.
- Liar
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can't have any honest treatise on life without bumping into some humor.
- Imagine
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- Nov 07, 2020
No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
- Bayonets
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020