- Better Way
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Falling
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- Nov 07, 2020
At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.
- Influence
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- Nov 07, 2020
Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
- Why
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.
- Burnett
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.
- Mean
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
- Done
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- Nov 07, 2020
Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
- Four-Letter
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- Nov 07, 2020
People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
- Mistakes
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- Nov 07, 2020
We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to the ground. We made fun of a commercial or a movie or ourselves.
- Carol
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- Nov 07, 2020
The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat around and watched television and enjoyed it.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is going on. Saran Wrap for one thing. You know, you could pull enough of that out of the box and it will actually kill you. It will get a hold of you, stick to you, and choke you to death.
- Awards
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020