- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also want to make my posts more interesting.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like marriage. The idea.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some guy decided that it would be funny to put that in my Wikipedia entry. He was adamant that 'Mickey' was about Micky Dolenz. I choreographed the 'Head' movie but I didn't really know Micky at all. I knew Davy Jones much better.
- Imagination
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- Nov 07, 2020
Imagination is a funny thing - we sometimes need to see something before we can truly picture it.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
- Musicians
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- Nov 07, 2020
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think I would say 'The King's Speech' is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there's more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending.
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- Nov 07, 2020
At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'
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- Nov 07, 2020