- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
I did turn down 'The Virgin Suicides.' I talked to the producers about it, and I just honestly told them that I didn't get it. Is it supposed to be funny, is it a thriller, what is it?
- Light
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- Nov 07, 2020
People like light and silly, and they like stuff that's really energetic, and you get a character in a film bouncing around and screaming, people laugh. That's all it takes. I don't find that funny. To me, what's funny is dialogue and nuance of character and performance.
- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Fashion is a funny thing to talk about. I think what you wear is definitely an extension of you, but I also think it's totally arbitrary.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny that I love golf so much because I'm not usually drawn to things I'm not so good at. It's all about practice and working and not getting discouraged.
- Pictures
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- Nov 07, 2020
Let's make some funny pictures.
- History
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you go back to 'Friends,' and you look at that as New York, there's no black people. That's not real. You're in New York City, and there's no black people at all. That's a little funny.
- Play
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- Nov 07, 2020
But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020