- Baby Boomers
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Enthusiasm
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- Nov 07, 2020
Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.
- Pen
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.
- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'
- Lose
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- Nov 07, 2020
When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.
- Animals
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- Nov 07, 2020
I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.
- Past
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- Nov 07, 2020
I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past.
- First Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.
- Memories
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so we all got in the car and split. I don't really remember much. I grew up in Connecticut most of my life and then four years in Germany. My father worked for a helicopter company, so we went over there.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.
- Comedian
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.
- Bored
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- Nov 07, 2020
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
- Lazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.
- Guest Star
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.
- Dinner
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you?
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020