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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
- Offending
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't see myself as offending people.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.
- Cater
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.
- Faith
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.
- Important
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- Nov 07, 2020
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.
- Luxury
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- Nov 07, 2020
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.
- Pizza
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- Nov 07, 2020
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020