- Nov 07, 2020
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- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're going to get our laughs as comics.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Could you imagine me and the roasters taking on the GOP field? It would be the greatest show ever. Prove that you can take a joke. Prove that you're a man or woman of the people. Prove that you're not above criticism even in the form of a backhanded compliment.
- Energy
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
With roasting, you've really got to bring your A-game. I hate to admit it, but I probably think and obsess more about the roasts than my own series. Because there's so much attention focused on the roasts. It's like the 'Super Bowl' of comedy. Everybody is going to talk about it. Forever.
- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that.
- Make
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's important for comedians to do our little part. I don't do it carelessly. I do it thoughtfully. I don't try to just shock. I try to make a statement.
- Getting
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- Nov 07, 2020
As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.
- Friendship
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- Nov 07, 2020
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's a sign of affection, truly. It's a true test of love and friendship: can you make a man laugh at himself? So what makes a good burn? Go after targets you love and respect. And hit 'em hard.
- Most
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- Nov 07, 2020
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.
- Edgy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
- Nov 07, 2020
It's up to comedians to shine the light on what's wrong in the world, and we don't want things swept under the rug.
- Joke
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- Nov 07, 2020
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I see something that's sensitive, I go, 'You've got to put that out there.' You need to keep the dialogue going and shine a light on the bad guys. If you sweep it under the carpet, people forget about it. People stop talking about it.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
People love to see public figures get taken down a notch, and by the same token, everyone loves to be the center of attention, even when there's a target on their forehead.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else.
- Needs
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- Nov 07, 2020
Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special.
- Courtney
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley.
- Enough Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed.
- Keep
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you keep looking backwards, you don't go anywhere.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020