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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing has ever touched on what fun childhood was. Summer holidays were bliss. We made home movies, with real stories in them. My father had such charm and charisma, and made everything so funny.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I watch 'The Bachelor'. It's one of those things where I always think if it didn't exist and it was on 'SNL,' we would think it would be a ridiculous, funny idea. But it actually exists... It's a glorious train wreck that I love to watch.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny when you know you're playing two characters and you're aware of how you have to play each one into your performance of the other. You're constantly at the back of your mind thinking and it all gets a bit confusing.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny how you get a bit older and become more accepting of things. When you're in your twenties, you're skeptical of everything. I definitely felt like that.
- Kid
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a kid, I had to be funny.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.
- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, but as time goes by, I get stopped in airports all the time, and it's always about 'Shannon's Deal.'
- Outside
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- Nov 07, 2020
The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren't very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had just finished working on a play, and we started to talk to the 'Happy Endings' folks. There was interest from both sides, which was exciting, because I thought it was very fresh. Adam Pally's just a really funny, talented dude. I thought I'd be great to jump on and do some comedy.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think the expectation is that the 'Psych' musical is going to be 'Rent,' so I think as long as we didn't completely humiliate ourselves and it is funny and it is in the tone of what we do, we'd have a fighting chance of pulling it off.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020