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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have been able to sniff out a phony.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.
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- Nov 07, 2020
A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People have this view, 'Oh, you're in movies, your life is so glamorous' but it can really suck.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes are being pulled off one by one.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't actually go on the Internet that much.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.
- Bad Guys
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- Nov 07, 2020
I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy.
- Boyfriend
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- Nov 07, 2020
A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming.
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- Nov 07, 2020