- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
- Moment
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- Nov 07, 2020
We've fallen into a trap of ever-widening orbits of contact, and there is a total disregard for the present moment.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
- Final Word
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- Nov 07, 2020
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'
- Cake
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
- Fun
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- Nov 07, 2020
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020