- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always loved the blues, ever since I was a kid. It has a depth to it that a lot of contemporary music doesn't have. It has pain and suffering in it, but funny stories, too. And it is built on storytelling, which is something I really love.
- Blonde Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
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- Nov 07, 2020
These days, rock 'n' roll is much more about rock than about roll. I don't do rock. But I'm interested in that roll part, because that's the funny little bit that makes it hip.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
- Failure
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do public appearances. I'm bluff, hearty, goofy. I wear loud clothes, and I read the funny bits. I occasionally get taken to task for one thing or another, and I acknowledge my fault, my flaw, my failure, and I move on.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
The movies I've made, I'm really proud of them. But the experience I've had is, people say to me, 'Oh my God, I saw your movie on HBO. It was actually funny.' Like, that's always the experience. It's a backhanded compliment.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, when you become an actor and you're successful, they don't want to talk about acting any more. 'Hey let's talk about that stuff you were fired from.'
- Intelligent
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- Nov 07, 2020
Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.
- Early Mornings
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm 27. I feel like I get it. I'm OK with being sexy if I feel like it. Some days I'm brainy, some days I'm funny, some days I'm sexy, and sometimes, I just want to dance.
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- Nov 07, 2020