- Best
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Genius
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- Nov 07, 2020
The three theater peeps I would love to dine with are Mel Brooks, because he is so funny; Stephen Sondheim, because he is a god-like genius; and Ethel Merman, to compare notes on fabulous belting.
- Dance
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
In my forthcoming movie 'Jerry,' I play a funny character, where there is scope for me to perform. I hope people would appreciate my performance. Hence forth I would concentrate on doing variety of roles, rather than appearing in skimpy costumes.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
My life needs editing.
- Dangerous
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating - and funny. That's the hardest part.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am naturally prone to fun or to be funny, but when I talk about myself in interviews, then it's an intellectual exercise.
- Sad
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm, funny - and yes, a good man.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny how we 'do' Christmas. Christmas is not something that we do, it is something that was done. It celebrates the long awaited arrival of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. We had nothing to do with it, but what we can do is praise God for the coming of the Lord, who washed away the sins of the world by dying on the cross.
- Place
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yeah, I think there are a lot of things about Cleveland that I miss. Los Angeles is a funny place to live.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I'm writing a story, which takes me a year or more, I can feel my character living with me - they're responding to whatever funny, familial, or social situation I'm in, and I think about their responses constantly.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Objectifying is kind of a funny thing. Art is objectification, all art, because you're taking someone and making them into an object. But people can also talk back more to you when you're sketching them. They can look at you and say, 'Oh man, you got me wrong.'
- Been
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- Nov 07, 2020
And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020