- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
When people say 'Charlie Chaplin' I still think now of the guy in the moustache and bowler hat and funny walk - I don't think of an old man who was my grandfather.
- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is that I used to be a blogger, but it wasn't known as 'blogging' at that time. This was in the '99/2000 time frame.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Meeting Helen Mirren was a fabulous experience. I had played it out in my mind, how I should greet her when we would be introduced. But the way we met was funny because I just didn't recognise her!
- Nov 07, 2020
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
- Name
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
- Nov 07, 2020
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
- Sexy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself.
- Luxury
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's really kind of a luxury for an actor to have the opportunity to show such different types of characters. I actually left 'Cowboys & Aliens' and went straight into 'The Change-Up.' It was kind of a funny change of pace.
- Futuristic
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- Nov 07, 2020
What is funny is when you do a futuristic movie, you immediately get to be fashionable because you're creating something that doesn't exist.
- Nov 07, 2020
If people still trust me with a funny line, then that is fine. If that is what gets me work.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to come back to the science fiction of Stanislaw Lem. He is comforting but also funny, and although I know his books, there's always something new to discover.
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- Nov 07, 2020