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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Think
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Nov 07, 2020

My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.

Job
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Nov 07, 2020

When I got my job on 'Parks,' it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn't think a job that excellent could exist for me.

Community
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Nov 07, 2020

I've never seen a theater community to rival that of Chicago. Neither New York nor L.A. has the raw talent or integrity that Chicago theater has, and I think it's because Chicago doesn't have Broadway or the film and TV business to distract it.

Enough
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Nov 07, 2020

If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down.

Moderation
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.

Nov 07, 2020

We have such an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice. Do you want to hike in the Alps? There are 300 pairs of shoes you can order within the next 10 minutes. You have your choice of everything.

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.

Confidence
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Nov 07, 2020

I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I'm not a huge dreamer.

Positive
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Nov 07, 2020

And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do.

Nov 07, 2020

I spent a lot of my youth working outside in the elements, and I kind of revel in defeating tough weather.

Dad
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Nov 07, 2020

I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.

Experience
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Nov 07, 2020

I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat and also in Kabuki dance and Kabuki theater.

Nov 07, 2020

You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at the Starbucks and wait for your agent to call you, or you can go learn how to build a Shaker blanket chest with hand-cut dovetails.

Feel
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Nov 07, 2020

I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.

Broken
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Nov 07, 2020

I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window.

Big
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Nov 07, 2020

For years I drove a big Ford F250 pickup. That was my ride because two-thirds of my work was wood work, and I'm always driving up to Northern California, where I harvest salvaged trees.

Farmers
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Nov 07, 2020

I think it's fascinating that I receive attention for what people perceive to be a level of manliness or machismo, when amongst my family of farmers and paramedics and regular Americans, I'm kind of the sissy in my family.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm enjoying the opportunity that 'Parks And Recreation' affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

Just
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Nov 07, 2020

I've had to learn and discipline myself that I'm much happier and much less depressed if I give myself a project. It's just that simple.

Go
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Nov 07, 2020

When I hear young people today complain about being bored - and the things that keep them from being bored are generally exclusively videogames and/or computer pastimes - I just try to encourage them to go outside.

Hands
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Nov 07, 2020

I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

Food
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Nov 07, 2020

Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

Fishing
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Nov 07, 2020

I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.

I Am
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Nov 07, 2020

I am a saxophone player.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

I also grew up building theatrical scenery. I spent many years building scenery as a large part of my income and that allowed me to really develop my shop skills.

Got
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Nov 07, 2020

When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples' yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those.

Growing Up
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Nov 07, 2020

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.

Loved
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Nov 07, 2020

When I was in high school, I would perform every year in those plays and there was something I really loved about it. But I was completely unaware that you could sort of get into an acting career.

Farmers
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Nov 07, 2020

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus.

Film And TV
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.

Make
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Nov 07, 2020

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

End
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that has an almost mashed potato-like consistency. I add butter and hit it with chopped fresh chives at the end for an accent of color.

Been
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Nov 07, 2020

I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.

Artist
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Nov 07, 2020

If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot, and you have to be able to hear 'no' many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda.

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