- Cool
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We can make the way somebody walks funny. The makeup can be funny.
- Moment
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- Nov 07, 2020
At a Metro station, I got called out by my character name - Meera - and I realised that I had started responding to that quite intuitively. It was quite a funny moment.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in Middle America and I don't think my family was very funny, but I watched 'The Princess Bride.' I always wanted to be an actor. I didn't know anything about it. I'd never seen any plays or anything and I watched that movie over and over and over again.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People tend to think I'm funny and fluffy, but I can switch on a sixpence from extreme happiness to utter despair. I'm aware that doesn't make it easy for people sometimes.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people.
- Done
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- Nov 07, 2020
I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a lot of funny stuff. But in my TV work, those aren't the roles that I've been offered.
- Ideas
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- Nov 07, 2020
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Just telling the facts are no longer enough. You now have to be persuasive, charismatic, interesting, and funny. Just telling people things isn't enough anymore.
- Memories
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- Nov 07, 2020
Memories are doing funny things to us.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
- Group
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- Nov 07, 2020
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
- Nov 07, 2020
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
- Style
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love Adele. Adele is my favorite artist. She's British. She's funny. She's just an amazing, incredible voice, and I love to sing as well.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020