- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Research
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, I used to ask guys who were in shape all the time, like Triple H, 'What do you do?' It was hard to get information out of them, and I understand why now. When you take the time and do the research, it's more about what suits you, not what suits everybody.
- Nov 07, 2020
I don't just try to be funny.
- Charming
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- Nov 07, 2020
I met Amy Winehouse a few times and she was always funny, charming and self-deprecating - just a delight to be around.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I mean I'm one of those people that laugh at a funeral. And it's always the worst time, but there's always a place to find something funny.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.
- Joke
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think that as kids we all picture ourselves as the princess, the prince, and not really ever as the housekeeper or the comical alpaca or llama or what have you - the sidekick. But as an adult, I'm such a huge fan of people who are funny and people who are, in very brief moments, able to do something that you would never think is possible.
- Dark
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- Nov 07, 2020
Compared to the other work I've done on TV, 'Breaking Bad' was funny. In the beginning, I described it as a dark comedy.
- Nov 07, 2020
Women have been funny for years.
- Both Ways
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny.
- Die
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- Nov 07, 2020