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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what capacity but something funny.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. It's a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time.
- Clever
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- Nov 07, 2020
Louis CK is so brilliant and smart and clever and funny and also very bizarre.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is while the grown-ups in the family may indulge, we really try to offer our son Duke clean food, as all his meals are made with organic ingredients as the rest of us eat cookies straight out of the freezer.
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- Nov 07, 2020