- Makes
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny: I don't get to play characters where I wear what I want to wear. With 'Mad Men,' if Janie Bryant doesn't laugh at me, then that outfit doesn't make it to air.
- Perseverance
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's just funny because I think a long time back I was not a fan favorite at all, and now people have followed my journey, have seen the struggle and the perseverance I've had, and they can relate to that.
- Past
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- Nov 07, 2020
Life is funny, and a lot of times, the people that I've met have really gone past anything that I've ever dreamed of, so I'm really grateful. My friendships really go from the West to the East. You'd be amazed at some of the people I call friends.
- Woman
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- Nov 07, 2020
Normally, it's one or the other - a pretty, straight woman or a more charactery woman who isn't supposed to be attractive. But women like Tina Fey are leading the charge on being both. You can be funny and attractive.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I guess I feel it's funny to be looked to for advice on writing when I am still taking in so much from other people.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!
- Dark
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'
- Birthday Party
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- Nov 07, 2020
My 3rd birthday party was 'Funny Girl' themed.
- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is that Dick Cheney has done more than anybody in the White House for quite a long time to throw up roadblocks against future historians.
- Politics
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- Nov 07, 2020
The importance of satire is bringing more people to the table. There are a lot of average citizens who aren't interested in politics and would be more interested if it's brought to them in a comedic, funny, satirical way.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
What I hope to do in the States is to break up this stereotyping of Muslims and Arabs. I mean, we are basically the only sub-culture that is not represented in Hollywood. And it's funny because everybody is talking about the Muslim world and the Arab world, and we are not represented.
- Dog
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- Nov 07, 2020