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Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
Something that is funny, that I use sometimes if I'm doing comedy, is the fact that I'm now often mistaken for the rapper Rick Ross. And I don't know that I've ever corrected anyone - like I've never said, 'No no, I'm not Rick Ross, I'm Black Thought from The Roots.'
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do not seem like a funny guy.
- Nov 07, 2020
If possible, be funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was funny to hear that I'd slapped Bieber. I thought it was a joke. Then it blew up. I probably got 50 texts about it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
To me, the best comedians are the ones that take everyday, normal, boring stuff that no one thinks is funny, and they make it funny. That's the same style I go for.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It could be seen as narcissistic to have your own museum, but for me, it's such a long time ago - I have perspective. That young man in the funny clothes - he's almost a stranger, so I can tell his story.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I heard The Beatles, that was my turning point. They were like my mentors. You know, the funny thing about that, when I heard 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand,' at first I said these guys are like a flash in the pan. But the second album, I had to take all that back. John Lennon - one of the greatest writers in the world.
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- Nov 07, 2020
On 'Lab Rats,' I read the script probably three or four times before we ever even do a table read because I want to be completely prepared. And I want to know exactly which beats I have to hit and where I need to make something comical. Some lines need a little more than others do just to get the point across, to get the joke to be funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
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- Nov 07, 2020
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me.
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- Nov 07, 2020