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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- High
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- Nov 07, 2020
But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight.
- Did
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm as clean as a whistle.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.
- Hard Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
- Bachelors
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
- Entertainment World
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- Nov 07, 2020
They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.
- Out
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- Nov 07, 2020
We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.
- Lose
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though.
- Call
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it.
- Dictator
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.
- Police
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- Nov 07, 2020
Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'
- Jail
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of prophets have gone to jail.
- Prison
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.
- Experience
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- Nov 07, 2020
To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place.
- Band
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, I started out as a musician, so when I was about 10 years old, I was already in a band.
- Been
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always been into improvisation.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm just glad I can make a difference in someone's life.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.
- May
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- Nov 07, 2020
Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a hybrid.
- Nov 07, 2020
I was more of a weightlifter.
- Beginning
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- Nov 07, 2020
My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material.
- Nov 07, 2020
Once you're a felon you're a target.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying to your parents, you're lying to your kids. The only person you can't lie to is yourself.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.
- Big Part
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- Nov 07, 2020
Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong's career, so it's just natural. You know, I was a musician before I met Cheech and had a record with Motown, and so I've got the cred.
- Jazz
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- Nov 07, 2020
The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chord changes, and then we can do different tunes.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.
- Spiritual
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- Nov 07, 2020