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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.
- Hot
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- Nov 07, 2020
What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I'll make you laugh 20 years from now; that's not going to go away.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm kind of a rebound junkie. So. when a relationship goes sour, I look at the sweetness in life elsewhere. So, I date a bit. The best catharsis is to write jokes and tell 4,000 people about it.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I fear debt. I don't like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.
- Fear
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've a belt that I have worn for every single stand-up comedy session since I was 19. I fear if I ever lose it, my career would crumble. That's my one OCD.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got 'Delhi Belly' and 'Badmaash Company' because people from the production house had seen my stand-up comic acts in a DVD that was lying in their offices. It's been a weird journey, and I think weird goes with me.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anybody with a sharp brain and a mic can become a comedian, but there's a need to move beyond it. The audience wants to witness the marriage of theatre, comedy and something more.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love the food, the girls, the sky and everything that is Delhi. I have very fond memories of the Moolchand flyover.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
Alien Chutney is just what the name suggests it is. Its music that is so funny and quirky and weird that it feels entirely alien to the listener; yet, the content and the subject matter is so Indian and relatable, it's still chutney.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wouldn't call myself successful, just obsessively exhausted. The music makes me smile, the movies make me feel humbled, and the comedy saves my life every day.
- Laughter
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is a live art, and the only way to record a comedy rock album is to do it live. The audience and their laughter is just as much a part of the album sound as our music. No retakes, no room for error.
- Guitar
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whether I am on a stage, behind a guitar or in front of a camera, I get paid to misbehave. Fortunately, misbehaviour is something I have unlimited supply of.
- Community
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- Nov 07, 2020
While Mumbai is a melting pot of cultures, Delhi is made of community, and we can see these lines quite clearly. An aunty from Punjabi Bagh will be different from a Faridabad aunty or an aunty from Vasant Kunj.
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- Nov 07, 2020