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Government
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Nov 07, 2020

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Today
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Nov 07, 2020

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Education
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Nov 07, 2020

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Nov 07, 2020

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Country
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Nov 07, 2020

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Laugh
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Nov 07, 2020

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Getting
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Nov 07, 2020

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Government
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Nov 07, 2020

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Economist
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Nov 07, 2020

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

He
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Nov 07, 2020

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Business
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Nov 07, 2020

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Nov 07, 2020

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Nothing
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Nov 07, 2020

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Education
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Nov 07, 2020

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

Ignorance
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Nov 07, 2020

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Here
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Nov 07, 2020

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Day
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Nov 07, 2020

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Him
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Nov 07, 2020

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

Night
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Nov 07, 2020

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

He
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Nov 07, 2020

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

Paper
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Nov 07, 2020

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Money
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Nov 07, 2020

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

Country
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Nov 07, 2020

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Father
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Nov 07, 2020

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

Nov 07, 2020

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

I Can
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Nov 07, 2020

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Nov 07, 2020

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Good Thing
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Nov 07, 2020

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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