- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Make
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
- Grape
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- Nov 07, 2020
I bruise like a grape.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out.
- Politicians
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- Nov 07, 2020
Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.
- Fodder
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
- Equal
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- Nov 07, 2020
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am a kamikaze gadfly.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.
- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.
- Done
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- Nov 07, 2020
Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.
- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.
- Founding Fathers
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- Nov 07, 2020
Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.
- Blue
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- Nov 07, 2020
Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.
- Homemade
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate homemade sweaters.
- Homemade
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- Nov 07, 2020
Homemade sweaters are always itchy.
- Cool
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that's not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It's the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chaotic.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?
- Behind
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- Nov 07, 2020
I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.
- Goodness
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- Nov 07, 2020
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020