- Door
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Ogden Nash Quotes
Most Famous Ogden Nash Quotes of All Time!
We have created a collection of some of the best ogden-nash quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Ogden Nash Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Happy
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
- New
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
- Dumb
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Too clever is dumb.
- Dandy
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
- Morning
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
- End
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
- Never
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
- Never
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
- Hurt
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
- Happiness
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
- Happy
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
- Man
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Nov 07, 2020
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
- Family
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
- Marriage
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Live
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
- Nov 07, 2020
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
- Naive
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
- Fun
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done.
- Rather
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
- Control
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
- Long
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
- Enough Money
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
- Fun
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
- Home
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
- Life
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
- Feel
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.
- Club
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
- Never
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
- Claim
- |
- Nov 07, 2020