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- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
- Dumb
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- Nov 07, 2020
Too clever is dumb.
- Dandy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
- Morning
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
- End
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- Nov 07, 2020
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
- Hurt
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- Nov 07, 2020
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
- Happiness
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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Nov 07, 2020