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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's a funny thing. You sort of never figure it out with acting. You're always learning.
- Great Opportunity
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I got a call to do the voice of Johnny in an episode of 'American Dad' titled 'I Can't Stan You,' it was a great opportunity to be a part of a really funny cutting-edge show on television. I really got into the character, and I was able to do some improvisation, which allowed me to mix in part of my personality into the script.
- Wind
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny. You travel all over the world, and you wind up with a guy from your hometown.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I still read the British papers, but I've never been a Royalist, ever. It's funny, there always seems to be much more of a fascination with the Royal Family over here then there does in England.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
I did feel funny about being fair and having red hair and freckles. I did not like that because I grew up in a neighbourhood where no one had red hair. I felt very conspicuous but not in a nice way.
- Energy
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was great fun to hang around the Beatles. They had amazingly fast minds, and they were incredibly amusing and funny and witty. They were great. There was a very high energy surrounding them.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.
- Nature
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- Nov 07, 2020
I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad was the first man I fell in love with. He was a very funny man. He grew up in the East End of London and was very dynamic, and I understood why my mother fell in love with him.
- Nov 07, 2020
So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
- Brave
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got tired of books where the boy is a bit thick and the girl's very clever. Why does it have to such an opposition? Why can't they be like the girls and boys that I know personally, who are equally funny and equally cross? Who get things equally wrong and are equally brave? And make the same mistakes?
- Beautiful Woman
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn't do anything funny. And I don't like books where there's a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That's just not my experience with teenagers.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have made so many friends at Google it's not funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020